Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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