So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think your dad took our porno
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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