so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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