Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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