Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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