Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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