i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
