Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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