dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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