I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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