It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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