i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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