Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Randomize
