Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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