question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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