Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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