I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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