Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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