It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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