Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
