his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This baby is an asshole
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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