I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.