someone threw a dead crab at me
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??