She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit