dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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