so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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