dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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