The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.