sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.