I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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