you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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