I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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