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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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