Duck Duck Cougar?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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