I CAN MOONWALK!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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