3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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