doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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