i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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