No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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