her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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