Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize