I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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