i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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