i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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