Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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