I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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