normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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