Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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