Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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