I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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