with your own penis?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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