So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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