I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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