Me. At least after what I've been through.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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