I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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