In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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