Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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