Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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